If freedom of speech is absolute, how come it's not applied for private spaces and for the Internet?

Freedom of speech does not apply to:

Revenge porn

Revealing classified information

Why do men want to suck dick?

And much, much more.

You have freedom of speech. If I loan you my computer, I can tell you not to use it for certain things, because it’s mine, you have no right to use it, and if I give you permission to use it I can tell you what you can and can’t do with it.

Conspiracy

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If you’re wondering why free speech doesn’t apply to the internet, it’s because you have no right to use other people’s stuff for free.

Terroristic threats

Child pornography

How do you leave a relationship when you are still in love?

Threats of violence

Insurrection

HIPAA violations

Did you ever receive genuine remarks from a medium regarding your deceased relative with information that the medium could never normally know?

Fraud

Trade secrets

False advertising

Have husbands and wives ever had a threesome with someone in real life? How did it happen?

That’s what it is. You have no right to use other people’s stuff. If people let you use their stuff, they can tell you how you can use it, and they can tell you to stop using it any time they want.

You have freedom to travel. If I loan you my car, I can tell you not to take it out of town, because it’s mine, you have no right to use it, and if I give you permission to use it I can tell you what you can and can’t do with it.

No freedom is absolute.

What's the funniest thing you heard in a movie theater?

Perjury

Insider trading